Some cruel man decided to hog up all the beauty by marking a couple feet of land off of Highway 1 private. He clearly went to great lengths to ensure that no one could have access to this amazing view (my iPhone does it no justice, also excuse the primitive stitching). The sign pictured above is just a fraction of the many other GTFO warnings he decorated his actual living quarters with, not including the security cameras aimed at this spot and also a mailbox labeled “HATE MAIL.” Well I thought it was super gimmicky and cheesy and dumb so I did what anyone would do, ignore them. I trespassed and proceeded to get yelled at by an old man through a bullhorn, shirtless and wearing red long johns-making him appear extra saggy. The sir is obviously not a people person, but oddly enough I imagine that the best part of his day is when he sees people on his property so that he can shoo them off. Worth it.
