HENRY
Last night Henry and I were watching ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and discussing the culture, time period and decor.
Henry: what is the material she’s wearing?Kelly: silk. i can’t wear it because i have three kids and it would get destroyed.
Henry: where does it come from.
Kelly: worms.
Henry: serious?
Kelly: yes.
HENRY VOMITS ON HIS LAP
I SHIT YOU NOT; IT GROSSED HIM OUT THAT MUCH.
CATERPILLARS.
They are caterpillars. I used to raise that shit in shoeboxes.
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CATERPILLARS. They are caterpillars....used to raise that shit in shoeboxes.
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